Friday, September 6, 2013

Dear Spanky

Dear Spanky,

Please consider this my formal notice that if I ever, EVER get up at 3 in the morning again only to step in a puddle of your dog pee, a puddle so big I could hear the splash, you will be officially homeless. HOMELESS. My floor is not, never was, and will never be your bathroom.


Your mom (at least for the moment)

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